1. Kya BAAT Hai ? 20-Mar-2011 : India Beat 1975,1979 WC winner. 24-Mar-2011 : India Beat 1987,1999,2003,2007 WC winner. 30-Mar-2011 : India Beat 1992 WC winner. Only 1996 WC winner Left............ -- Punit Hadani
2.Breaking News:
Now Indian PM is thinking of Inviting the Srilankan PM,
and the Srilankan PM has Switched Off His Mobile..... -- Jigar Jakasania
3. Wow 1983 calendar & 2011 calendar r same..
Check it...so as like as 1983, INDIA will win the world cup again..... -- Punit Hadani
4. I wish hanuman ji pura lanka ache se jalaye hote to, cup k liye 2 din wait nahi karna padta :P - Shyamli Singh
5. Only Sachin has to decide that when he will throw his wicket..bcz Pak doesn't have the strength to take his wicket... -- Nikunj Jani
6. INDIA HAI SABKI AANKHO TARA, AFRIDI KE BAJ GAYE BARA, BURI TARAH SE MATCH HAI HARA, AB AGLA SHIKAR SANGAKARA. INDIA ROCKS BOLO TARA RARA -- Punit Hadani
7. Semi Final jit gaye, lekin Final abi baki he...
Pakistani ko hara dia, lekin LANKAN abi baki he... -- Mitesh Rathore
8. last night I got many SMS for happy diwali......... i said wait ... abhi lanka jakey ravan jalanedo....... pehle dusserah baad main diwali.... go india JAI SHREE RAAM.... -- Kavan Dave
9. Sheela humari jawaan hai,
Munni humari badnaam hai..
sunn le beta afridi
Jitne runs Sachin ke hain,
Utne square feet ka toh Pakistan hai. -- Darsh Hathi
10. Can anyboday give answer why ICC has arranged WC final on Saturday and not on Sunday....................? Rajni's Robot is on Sunday. -- Hiren Parmar
11. Malinga…We'll shout your name when u'll deliver for “Mumbai Indians”….but today we are “Only Indians” -- Arjav Acharya
12. Kisine sahi bola hai... Motera, Mohali and now Mumbai with MahendraSingh -- Punit Hadani
13. Why sachin got the man of the match???? he scored 85 runs in 5 inngs with just averg of 17???????? ;) -- Vishal Mehra
14. શનિવાર કા દિન, હનુમાનજી કા વાર, ફિર હોગા રામ કા રાવન કા યુદ્ધ, રાવન કે ૧૦ સર કા ફિર હોગા દશેરા, એન્જોય દશેરા ઓન સેટરડે વિથ ટ્રેડિશનલ ગુજરાતી ફાફડા-જલેબી -- Divyesh Goswami
15. M' is lucky 4 india
M - ms dhoni
M-mirpur india beat bangladesh
M-m chinnaswami stadium beat ireland
M-ma chidambaram stadium beat west indies
...M-motera beat australia
M-mohali beat pak
now next stop
M-MUMBAI- -- Sunil Patel
16. Sachin ka catch chhodne ka anjaam pata hai kya hai !! Match me haar aur thukai alag se... Aur agar usi Sachin ne tumhe thoka to Match me jit alag se aur man of the match alag se.. -- Parthiv Patel
17. Thanks team India for giving Sir Sachin Tendulkar a chance to add their name to world cup victory nd also for 100th 100 in world cup final in his homeground!
Best of luck,Sir nd the team. -- Dr. Pathik Thakkar
18. Afridi, you were excellent. You showed grace and dignity. You won our hearts. Be proud of what you have done in this worldcup. You played well bt India played better :-) -- Priyesh Solanki
19. A TIGHT SLAP on d face of jinnahs,hafiz sayeeds,jehadis,politicians,hindutva saffronists,pseudo secularists-in contest of pride against Pakistan; we have ZAHEER, MUNAF n PATHAN (in fielding) contributing their blood & sweat for team India. (and all 3 played from Gujarat!) that's real victory of our colorful nation against '2 nation theory'.that's d real flavor of India.YE MERA INDIAAAH :) -- Jay Vasavada
20. To all Indians, Saturday(2 April,2011) is the Day of Shree Hanumaanji ! You all are invited to attend 'Lanka Dahan' from 2-30 PM Onwards at Vankhede stadium,Mumbai. Jay Shree Ram! -- Dharmesh Patel
21. ''Is there any direct train to LAHOR from MOHALI ???
I need 11 local 3rd class tickets ....!'':-D
- Afridi.. -- Dirgh Dholakia
22. Confusion !!! Who should be given man (men) of the match award ? Sachin or pak. fielders ? -- Sanjay Jadav
23. Baap baap hota hai, beta beta hota hai - Ankit Patel
24. Sachin is playing on "GOD-MODE"... -- Parthiv Patel
25. Dont worry guys. Nehra is there still there. Waise bhi usse bowling ke liye to team mein nahin liya hai :P -- Kapil Devani
26. દબંગ સ્ટાઇલ મેં ભારત પાકિસ્તાન સે....’’મોહાલી મેં હમ ઇતને ચૌક્કે-છગ્ગે મારેંગે કિ કન્ફ્યુઝ હો જાઓગે કિ બાઉન્ડ્રી પે ખડે હો કિ બોર્ડર પે...!’’ - Jaimin Dave
27. ધોની -> આફ્રિદી ઔર મિસબાહ સે ડર નહીં લગતા સાહબ, નેહરા ઔર મુનાફ સે લગતા હૈ! - Paresh Bhavsar.
28. આફ્રિદી : હમ સચિન કો કિસી હાલ મેં ૧૦૦ નહીં બનાને દેંગે.
મિસબાહ : મગર હમ કૈસે રોકેંગે, વો તો ગજબ કે ફોર્મ મેં હૈ.
આફ્રિદી : હમ ૧૦૦ કે અંદર હી ઓલ આઉટ હો જાએંગે...! -- Paresh Bhavsar
29. દેશ પ્રત્યે નો પ્રેમ જ્યારે ક્રિકેટ મૅચ હોય ત્યારે જ જોવા મળે છે.
પણ જ્યારે કોઈ કૉમ વચ્ચે કે કોઈ કારણોસર દંગો કે બબાલ થાય ત્યારે આમાંથી જ અમુક લોકો દેશ ની સંપતી ને નુકસાન કરે છે, ત્યારે ઍમને ખબર નથી કે પ્રેમ આમાં પણ બતાવી શકાય. -- Navrang Oza
30. Girls..IF a boy tells u that "I can do anything for you"..ask him not to watch Ind-Pak match today...If he does this for u...marry him blindly - Arjav Acharya
31. Girl : 'What can you do for me?'
Boy : 'Anything'
Girl : 'Come to my home on 30th march n 2nd april'
Boy : 'Didi, ghar pe jaao, pappa raah dekh rahe hai...' -- Tanmay Vora
32. Semi final Teams:
Came From Group A:
1)Pakistan
2)Newzealand
3)Srilanka
.........
Came from Group B:
India
Jhund me toh kutte aate hain
ek sher hi akela aata hai! -- Ankit Patel
33. It's an Asia cup, not a world cup - 3 out 4 teams are Asian in semi-finals. - Jay Vora
2.Breaking News:
Now Indian PM is thinking of Inviting the Srilankan PM,
and the Srilankan PM has Switched Off His Mobile..... -- Jigar Jakasania
3. Wow 1983 calendar & 2011 calendar r same..
Check it...so as like as 1983, INDIA will win the world cup again..... -- Punit Hadani
4. I wish hanuman ji pura lanka ache se jalaye hote to, cup k liye 2 din wait nahi karna padta :P - Shyamli Singh
5. Only Sachin has to decide that when he will throw his wicket..bcz Pak doesn't have the strength to take his wicket... -- Nikunj Jani
6. INDIA HAI SABKI AANKHO TARA, AFRIDI KE BAJ GAYE BARA, BURI TARAH SE MATCH HAI HARA, AB AGLA SHIKAR SANGAKARA. INDIA ROCKS BOLO TARA RARA -- Punit Hadani
7. Semi Final jit gaye, lekin Final abi baki he...
Pakistani ko hara dia, lekin LANKAN abi baki he... -- Mitesh Rathore
8. last night I got many SMS for happy diwali......... i said wait ... abhi lanka jakey ravan jalanedo....... pehle dusserah baad main diwali.... go india JAI SHREE RAAM.... -- Kavan Dave
9. Sheela humari jawaan hai,
Munni humari badnaam hai..
sunn le beta afridi
Jitne runs Sachin ke hain,
Utne square feet ka toh Pakistan hai. -- Darsh Hathi
10. Can anyboday give answer why ICC has arranged WC final on Saturday and not on Sunday....................? Rajni's Robot is on Sunday. -- Hiren Parmar
11. Malinga…We'll shout your name when u'll deliver for “Mumbai Indians”….but today we are “Only Indians” -- Arjav Acharya
12. Kisine sahi bola hai... Motera, Mohali and now Mumbai with MahendraSingh -- Punit Hadani
13. Why sachin got the man of the match???? he scored 85 runs in 5 inngs with just averg of 17???????? ;) -- Vishal Mehra
14. શનિવાર કા દિન, હનુમાનજી કા વાર, ફિર હોગા રામ કા રાવન કા યુદ્ધ, રાવન કે ૧૦ સર કા ફિર હોગા દશેરા, એન્જોય દશેરા ઓન સેટરડે વિથ ટ્રેડિશનલ ગુજરાતી ફાફડા-જલેબી -- Divyesh Goswami
15. M' is lucky 4 india
M - ms dhoni
M-mirpur india beat bangladesh
M-m chinnaswami stadium beat ireland
M-ma chidambaram stadium beat west indies
...M-motera beat australia
M-mohali beat pak
now next stop
M-MUMBAI- -- Sunil Patel
16. Sachin ka catch chhodne ka anjaam pata hai kya hai !! Match me haar aur thukai alag se... Aur agar usi Sachin ne tumhe thoka to Match me jit alag se aur man of the match alag se.. -- Parthiv Patel
17. Thanks team India for giving Sir Sachin Tendulkar a chance to add their name to world cup victory nd also for 100th 100 in world cup final in his homeground!
Best of luck,Sir nd the team. -- Dr. Pathik Thakkar
18. Afridi, you were excellent. You showed grace and dignity. You won our hearts. Be proud of what you have done in this worldcup. You played well bt India played better :-) -- Priyesh Solanki
19. A TIGHT SLAP on d face of jinnahs,hafiz sayeeds,jehadis,politicians,hindutva saffronists,pseudo secularists-in contest of pride against Pakistan; we have ZAHEER, MUNAF n PATHAN (in fielding) contributing their blood & sweat for team India. (and all 3 played from Gujarat!) that's real victory of our colorful nation against '2 nation theory'.that's d real flavor of India.YE MERA INDIAAAH :) -- Jay Vasavada
20. To all Indians, Saturday(2 April,2011) is the Day of Shree Hanumaanji ! You all are invited to attend 'Lanka Dahan' from 2-30 PM Onwards at Vankhede stadium,Mumbai. Jay Shree Ram! -- Dharmesh Patel
21. ''Is there any direct train to LAHOR from MOHALI ???
I need 11 local 3rd class tickets ....!'':-D
- Afridi.. -- Dirgh Dholakia
22. Confusion !!! Who should be given man (men) of the match award ? Sachin or pak. fielders ? -- Sanjay Jadav
23. Baap baap hota hai, beta beta hota hai - Ankit Patel
24. Sachin is playing on "GOD-MODE"... -- Parthiv Patel
25. Dont worry guys. Nehra is there still there. Waise bhi usse bowling ke liye to team mein nahin liya hai :P -- Kapil Devani
26. દબંગ સ્ટાઇલ મેં ભારત પાકિસ્તાન સે....’’મોહાલી મેં હમ ઇતને ચૌક્કે-છગ્ગે મારેંગે કિ કન્ફ્યુઝ હો જાઓગે કિ બાઉન્ડ્રી પે ખડે હો કિ બોર્ડર પે...!’’ - Jaimin Dave
27. ધોની -> આફ્રિદી ઔર મિસબાહ સે ડર નહીં લગતા સાહબ, નેહરા ઔર મુનાફ સે લગતા હૈ! - Paresh Bhavsar.
28. આફ્રિદી : હમ સચિન કો કિસી હાલ મેં ૧૦૦ નહીં બનાને દેંગે.
મિસબાહ : મગર હમ કૈસે રોકેંગે, વો તો ગજબ કે ફોર્મ મેં હૈ.
આફ્રિદી : હમ ૧૦૦ કે અંદર હી ઓલ આઉટ હો જાએંગે...! -- Paresh Bhavsar
29. દેશ પ્રત્યે નો પ્રેમ જ્યારે ક્રિકેટ મૅચ હોય ત્યારે જ જોવા મળે છે.
પણ જ્યારે કોઈ કૉમ વચ્ચે કે કોઈ કારણોસર દંગો કે બબાલ થાય ત્યારે આમાંથી જ અમુક લોકો દેશ ની સંપતી ને નુકસાન કરે છે, ત્યારે ઍમને ખબર નથી કે પ્રેમ આમાં પણ બતાવી શકાય. -- Navrang Oza
30. Girls..IF a boy tells u that "I can do anything for you"..ask him not to watch Ind-Pak match today...If he does this for u...marry him blindly - Arjav Acharya
31. Girl : 'What can you do for me?'
Boy : 'Anything'
Girl : 'Come to my home on 30th march n 2nd april'
Boy : 'Didi, ghar pe jaao, pappa raah dekh rahe hai...' -- Tanmay Vora
32. Semi final Teams:
Came From Group A:
1)Pakistan
2)Newzealand
3)Srilanka
.........
Came from Group B:
India
Jhund me toh kutte aate hain
ek sher hi akela aata hai! -- Ankit Patel
33. It's an Asia cup, not a world cup - 3 out 4 teams are Asian in semi-finals. - Jay Vora
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